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Humour Quotes
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Short humour quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
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A bitch is a bitch but a dog is a mans best friend
Billie EilishBillie Eilish All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world.
AristotleAristotle The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Stephen HawkingStephen Hawking Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying?
VoltaireVoltaire I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
Audrey HepburnAudrey Hepburn I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Mae WestMae West It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
Mark TwainMark Twain The secret to humor is surprise.
AristotleAristotle In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark TwainMark Twain Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.
Dolly PartonDolly Parton Life is a journey through the sea between the Islands of birth and success.
AurthurAurthur There are times when god speaks. You might not hear the words, but you’ll see. You’ll see.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai For in the wild I feel the safest where the thorns of the invisible hand can not prick me.
Raha ArazRaha Araz I tried to write you something uplifting but I could only see grey.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados I want to spend the rest of my coffee’s with you.
Jessica PickardJessica Pickard Never again will I give, give myself to those who refuse to see my fire.
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