Robin Williams Quotes

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Heartbeat Heaven Human Life Positive
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Business Inspirational Mistake One Liner Wonderful
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Funny Network Number Phone Psychics
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Business Entrepreneur Failure Giving Motivational Shame Shot
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Addiction Laughter Probable Truth
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Apartment Country Party
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Amazing Believe Especially Love Precious Wonderful
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Entrepreneur Inspirational Lose Madness Spark Work Hard
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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Action Animation Especially Job Love Music
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Agree Positive Sorry
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Broken Heart Deep Lost Love Pain Possible Yourself

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