The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard “Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard When you are with your friends, control your tongue.
Stuart PetersonStuart Peterson And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa No one else is on your path so why should their limits be?
Elezabeth SymondElezabeth Symond I heard many tongues in many languages saying that people cannot be Gods, and that’s a given. But what if people don’t know what was given to them?
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn Pride – it screams a lot louder than love sometimes.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix Messed up people even see the beauty in all the shitty places.
Lara-LeanLara-Lean
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