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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
Bob HopeBob Hope Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
Bob HopeBob Hope Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
Bob HopeBob Hope Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
Bob HopeBob Hope Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
Bob HopeBob Hope I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
Bob HopeBob Hope It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
Bob HopeBob Hope I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
Bob HopeBob Hope Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
Bob HopeBob Hope He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Bob HopeBob Hope It is beneath pale blue skies, amongst sycamore trees, and afoot dirtied leaves, my heart, and soul finds peace.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford A wounded heart never stops bleeding.
Ashley PrzywolskiAshley Przywolski I swear the stars align at night just to see you smile.
C.R. ElliottC.R. Elliott I get so lost in your midnight eyes I forget we’re running out of time.
Ana DeeAna Dee The worst thing is not to share our pain with each other when you can.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Love was created for so many reasons and you will always be one of them.
Karla GaleanaKarla Galeana