Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce To the eye of failure success is an accident.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce When you are with your friends, control your tongue.
Stuart PetersonStuart Peterson And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa No one else is on your path so why should their limits be?
Elezabeth SymondElezabeth Symond I heard many tongues in many languages saying that people cannot be Gods, and that’s a given. But what if people don’t know what was given to them?
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn Pride – it screams a lot louder than love sometimes.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix Messed up people even see the beauty in all the shitty places.
Lara-LeanLara-Lean
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