The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
NORM MACDONALDMost men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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