Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
NORM MACDONALDMost men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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