Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
NORM MACDONALDInstead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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