The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t have any ambition.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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