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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Acceptance Audience Goodness People
I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Cook Intelligence Man Myself Thankful Woman
All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Business Confidence Disappointment Future Learning People Weakness
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Commitment Display Excuse Mistake
I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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End Fantasy Friendship Love Order Politics Simplicity Sports World
The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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Beginning Knowledge Mistake Philosophy Wisdom
It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Fortune Policy Wasted Time
Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Advice Man Opinion
Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Enjoyment Love Man Small Wind
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Best Kindness Love
In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Adversity Dangerous Escape Reason Suffering Understand
The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Imperfection Man Ourselves Praise Seek Virtue
Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Action Change Practice Principle Thinking
You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Hate Love Rival Team Yourself
Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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$Norm MacDonald Quote - In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.$

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Mathematics Opinion Stupidity Subject Teacher Yourself

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