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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

Lily Tomlin

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason

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