We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINExercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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