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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

Lily Tomlin

Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLIN

Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Funny Myself Serious
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
LILY TOMLIN

Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLIN

Myself Thinking Worry
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
LILY TOMLIN

Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLIN

Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
LILY TOMLIN

Feeling Mindset Yourself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Human Invention Language

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