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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

Lily Tomlin

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself

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