Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINExercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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