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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

Lily Tomlin

If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth

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