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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

Lily Tomlin

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Feeling Sex
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy

Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

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