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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

Lily Tomlin

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember

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