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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

Lily Tomlin

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
LILY TOMLIN

Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLIN

Believe Dirty Myself Sex
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLIN

Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLIN

Life Myself Reality Small Style
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLIN

Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
LILY TOMLIN

Feeling Mindset Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
LILY TOMLIN

Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Funny Myself Serious
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
LILY TOMLIN

Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN

Hard Time Struggle Worst

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