No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLINThere’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
-
-
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
LILY TOMLIN -
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN -
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN -
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
LILY TOMLIN -
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
LILY TOMLIN -
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN -
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN -
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLIN -
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN -
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLIN -
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
LILY TOMLIN -
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN -
If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN -
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
LILY TOMLIN -
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
LILY TOMLIN