I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
LILY TOMLINThere’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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