If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLINThere’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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