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Lily Tomlin

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry

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