What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLINSometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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