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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Lily Tomlin

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk

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