I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLINSometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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