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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Lily Tomlin

What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLIN

Expectation Philosophy Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth

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