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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Lily Tomlin

I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
LILY TOMLIN

Myself People Profit Thinking War
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place

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