Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
LILY TOMLINBut there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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