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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
LILY TOMLIN

Cost Live Money People Reason
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

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