If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLINPeople hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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