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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

Lily Tomlin

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

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