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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLIN

Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
LILY TOMLIN

Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

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