If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
LILY TOMLINPeople hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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