Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
LILY TOMLINTruth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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