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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

Lily Tomlin

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLIN

Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
LILY TOMLIN

Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion

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