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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk

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