There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLINThe phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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