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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Lily Tomlin

I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
LILY TOMLIN

Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLIN

Myself Thinking Worry
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN

Down Fast relief Slow Try
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN

Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
LILY TOMLIN

Consumption Life Live People Style
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
LILY TOMLIN

Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
LILY TOMLIN

Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
LILY TOMLIN

Creation Expression Type Way
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
LILY TOMLIN

Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN

Culture Fabric Skin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
LILY TOMLIN

Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLIN

Care Company Phone
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk

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