Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
LILY TOMLINReality is nothing but a collective hunch.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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