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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Lily Tomlin

There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself

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