Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLINReality is nothing but a collective hunch.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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