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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Lily Tomlin

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

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