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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lily Tomlin

My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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