We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINI still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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