Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLINI still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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