Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLINI still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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