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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lily Tomlin

The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World

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