We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINIf you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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