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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.

Lily Tomlin

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
LILY TOMLIN

Boredom Hide Reveal Worst

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.

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