Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLINIf you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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