What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
LILY TOMLINWhen I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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