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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”

Lily Tomlin

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk

When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”

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