The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINIf evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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