Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLINBeing a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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