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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.

Lily Tomlin

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself

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