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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule

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