I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLINIf love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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