If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
LILY TOMLINIf love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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