I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLINIf love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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