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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

Lily Tomlin

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule

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