Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLINI worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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