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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

Lily Tomlin

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work

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