The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
LILY TOMLINI worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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