Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
LEWIS GRIZZARDLet’s all start walking more and driving less.
LEWIS GRIZZARDYankees don’t understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
LEWIS GRIZZARDLife is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
LEWIS GRIZZARDMoney doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIt’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
LEWIS GRIZZARDBaptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.
LEWIS GRIZZARDKinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
LEWIS GRIZZARDSpring time is the land awakening.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIf you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThey tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.
LEWIS GRIZZARDMama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s no such thing as being too Southern.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
LEWIS GRIZZARD