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There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Lewis Grizzard

Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
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Crazy Discussion Ideas Male Open Relationship Yourself
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
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Animal Difference Sex
I get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.
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Letters Marriage Myself People Possible Woman
Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
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Drive Start Vehicle Walk
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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Family Grow Home Myself Small
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
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Death Delight Improvement Life Occasion Sick Study Way
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Change Dog Leadership Life Race
There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
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Dirty Hard Inheritance Reality Sex Yourself
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’
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Attitude Call Cat Dog Myself Yourself
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
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Happiness Hate Man Myself Peace
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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Alone Fact Family Marriage Myself Sleep
Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
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Enjoyment Sex Start Woman
It’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
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Better Children Death News Politics Slow
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
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Football Game Life Opportunity Problem Score Yourself
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
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Beyond Education Intelligence People
I’d much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Myself Restaurant Smoking

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