It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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