One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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