My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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