It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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