The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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