You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
JOSEPH HELLERSomething did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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