Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
-
-
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
JOSEPH HELLER -
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
JOSEPH HELLER -
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
JOSEPH HELLER -
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLER -
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
JOSEPH HELLER -
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
JOSEPH HELLER -
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
JOSEPH HELLER -
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
JOSEPH HELLER -
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
JOSEPH HELLER -
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
JOSEPH HELLER -
I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLER -
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
JOSEPH HELLER -
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
JOSEPH HELLER -
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLER -
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
JOSEPH HELLER -
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
JOSEPH HELLER -
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLER -
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
JOSEPH HELLER -
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
JOSEPH HELLER -
I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
JOSEPH HELLER -
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLER -
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
JOSEPH HELLER -
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
JOSEPH HELLER -
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
JOSEPH HELLER -
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
JOSEPH HELLER -
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
JOSEPH HELLER