He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
JOSEPH HELLEREvery writer I know has trouble writing.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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