She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLERThere is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
JOSEPH HELLERFrom men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
JOSEPH HELLERDestiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
JOSEPH HELLERThe villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
JOSEPH HELLERHistory was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
JOSEPH HELLERLet’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLERNever quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
JOSEPH HELLERFrankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLERAnything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
JOSEPH HELLERPeace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLERRise above principal and do what’s right.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLERThe laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
JOSEPH HELLERI wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
JOSEPH HELLERSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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