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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.

Joseph Heller

What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Trouble Writer Writing
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Hope Misery
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little

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