Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
JOSEPH HELLERI’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Insanity is contagious.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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