When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
JOSEPH HELLER
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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