What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
JOSEPH HELLER
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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