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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.

Joseph Heller

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Ideas Life Novel Writing
For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Enough Expensive Peace War
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Goodness History Moral Teaching
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Book Conflict Deal Fashion Opinion Rude Subject
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid

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