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Joseph Heller

The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Hope Misery
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Boy Grow Up Little
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
JOSEPH HELLER

Mad Paranoid
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Trouble Writer Writing
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Job Principle Quit Regret
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Ideas Life Novel Writing
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Die Old
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Country Crazy Executive Scare
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
JOSEPH HELLER

Lack Self Made Success

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