I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
JOSEPH HELLERRemember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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