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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller Every writer I know has trouble writing.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller
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