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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.

Joseph Heller

While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Deal Greatness Important Work
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Appreciation Character Courage Intelligence Moral
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Government Industry Private Togetherness
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Achievement Born Medicore Mediocrity Men Sarcastic Thrust

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