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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

Joan Rivers

Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
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Enjoyment Philosophy Yourself
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Daughter Down And Mother
I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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Funny Himself Husband Love Myself
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
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Goodness Hands Library Look Men Woman
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Fools Laughter Yourself
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Children Funny Myself Toys
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
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Appearance Funny Myself
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Inspirational Memories Myself Success Talk Thinking
There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I’ve Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.
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Book Different Education Help Misfortune
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny.
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Enjoyment Fast Funny Life
Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Enough Thankful Yourself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Acceptance Funny Luck Old Oneself
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong

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