The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
JOAN RIVERSA man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
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Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian — and I stand by it: He’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.
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I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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