The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
H. L. MENCKENIf a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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