Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
H. L. MENCKENThe State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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