There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPABeauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAI never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPAA drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPAThe difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPA