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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird

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