I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPAYou are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPAI’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPAEnvironmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPARepublican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAInformation is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPAMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA