Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAEnvironmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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One size does not fit all.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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So many books, so little time.
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