The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPAEnvironmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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So many books, so little time.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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One and one is eleven.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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