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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom People Personal
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPA

Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deviation Motivational Progress
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power

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