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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

Frank Zappa

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA

Cheap Freedom
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPA

Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Music Physical
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA

Memories Past Regret Remember
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPA

Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle

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