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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

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