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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

Frank Zappa

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle

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