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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

Frank Zappa

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPA

Boss Public Religious Work
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA

Communism People Stuff Work
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA

Cheap Freedom

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