A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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