Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAPower will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPASometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA