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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA

Love Music Song
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA

Brown Lipstick Make Up
To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPA

Adsurd Reality
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPA

Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA

Communism People Stuff Work
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe

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