We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPABeware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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One and one is eleven.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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