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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep

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