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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality

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