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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress

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