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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend

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