One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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