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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational People Wrong
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPA

Boss Public Religious Work
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom People Personal
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPA

Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote

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