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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA

Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA

Memories Past Regret Remember
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational People Wrong
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA

Explanation Life Personality Spend
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing
To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPA

Adsurd Reality

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