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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon

If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

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