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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly

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