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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Bend Difference Knee
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA

Memories Past Regret Remember
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPA

Adsurd Reality
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA

Brown Lipstick Make Up
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA

Communism People Stuff Work

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