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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress

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