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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon

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