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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song

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