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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life

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