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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity

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