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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable

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